May 2013
SO HELP ME GOD, BODY, YOU BETTER NOT PULL THIS SHIT AT BOTCON
I WILL END YOU
Thanks, pms, for making me look three months pregnant
You’re awesome
Not
Stupid worthless body
alltheangst:
jackbassam:
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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And then I was felled by a sudden, vicious headache, where everything hurts and I’d like light and sound to gtfo and die
imahighfunctioningfangirl:
screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
asgardianarmy:
please-stay-perfect:
pinkie-pie-party:
bitch-im-cool:
kingdomheartsrocks:
guarneres:
#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER
Yesssssssssss
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Please omg
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
I forgot to tell you guys this story last weekend, lmao.
OK SO, there’s two things my grandpa always asks me whenever I see him; “Where do you work,” and “Where’s your boyfriend”, assuming that I always have either of those things. Grandma gets all huffy and tells him he should ask, “Do you have a boyfriend,” but his response is always,...
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prism-break:
I love my online friends so much. Even if I don’t get to talk to all of you anymore. ;w;
toungue:
girls in dresses (◡‿◡✿)
boys in suits (◡‿◡✿)
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girls in suits (◕‿◕✿)
anyone in dresses (⊙‿⊙✿)
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DRESSES (◉‿◉✿)
SUITS (◉‿◉✿)
FORMAL WEAR (◉‿◉✿)
Rap game leaving work three hours early????
Ok
I’ve been here half an hour and I’m already pissed off. LOL GREAT. Eight more hours.
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I’ve been here half an hour and I’m already pissed off. LOL GREAT. Eight more hours.
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