gamerspirit:

thiinka:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha

two brave men brought to their knees oh man I was wincing with them >.<

(Source: vimeo.com, via itaqueen)

WHEN ASKED IF I WANT A DRINK

howdoiputthisgently:

Asked by djaura djaura

Mothertron. Fathertron. Mother Father Gentletron

Megaholytron

These are also legitimately sharp.
If I put holes in my sheets from blunt claws, I’m gonna fukkin destroy things with these.

I’LL JUST LEAVE THEM THIS LONG

How the hell do people even keep them that long, I don’t understand. :I
YAY claws. One day I’ll get a fancy color or something. Ooonee day.

I do not have attractive fingers, jfc

Asked by qweety qweety

/projects 110% beard power onto you/ graaaaaaawgh

I am now
MAMATRON THE HOLY

LALGFJLSFH AAAHAHAHA

LALGFJLSFH AAAHAHAHA

Asked by qweety qweety

quick change into jesus and beat them up

LEND ME YOUR BEARD POWERS

Damn I am getting some hella dirty looks from all these mormon moms.
:I
RUDE

(Source: saras-scrapbook, via ikuyikuy)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY